Eats shoots and leaves!
A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and f
ires two shots in the air.
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda
produces a badly punctuated manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China.Eats,shoots and
leaves."
So, punctuation really does matter. :)
(From the book, Eats Shoots and Leaves)
1 comments:
You left out the space before the last sentence!
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